Don't Listen to Your Wife: Men of Culture Release Guidebook on 'How to Train Her'

In a bold move that's turning heads, the Men of Culture have released a new guidebook titled "Don't Listen to Your Wife: A Gentleman's Guide to 'Training' Her." The controversial book, penned by the group's charismatic leader Chad Bro, claims to offer time-tested techniques for managing marital relationships.

During a recent gathering at a rooftop garden party, Chad Bro introduced the guidebook with a smirk on his face. "We've decided to take a stand against the tyranny of marriage and give our fellow men the tools they need to restore balance in their relationships," he proclaimed, while his fellow Men of Culture chuckled in the background.

The Brofessor, a key member of the group, couldn't help but chime in. "By following the wisdom in this book, any man can become the master of his own domain and ensure a harmonious household," he said, raising an eyebrow at the absurdity of his own statement.

Gloria Shteinem, a renowned feminist and critic of the Men of Culture, couldn't help but laugh at the group's antics. "This book is a clear attempt to mock outdated gender roles and expectations. It's both ridiculous and amusing," she admitted, a rare moment of agreement between her and the Men of Culture.

The guidebook itself contains outrageously satirical advice such as "Trade in your wife for a younger model every ten years" and "Make her wear a tracking device to ensure she's not secretly attending feminist rallies." The Men of Culture appear to be making light of antiquated views on marriage, poking fun at the absurdity of attempting to "train" one's spouse.

Lord Fluffington, Chad Bro's snobby cat, was even included in the promotion of the guidebook, sporting a custom-made "Men of Culture" collar that features a built-in GPS tracker, "just in case he decides to join any feline liberation movements."